Call centre maniacs…lollzz

Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care… rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain…
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao
jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha… uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..

Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg…..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa…
Customer: I am unable to use your product… its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai…
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh… seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna… haaaaaaaaa!!!

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu…mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa…rep hooon..

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi … thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga… ye dyevi nai ji … ye to dyeva hai…

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai….. May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling… tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega….

Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….Jo dargaya wo maraga… batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho … sirf… $10.00…dhikkaar hai

Prem Chopra: Prem…Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra…
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle

Rajkumar : Jaani ….. Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani… ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes… otherwise I will speak to your manager Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena… manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi… humse hai manager… manager se hum nahi…

And at last ………………My Favourite one ………………………………………

Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone….


keep smiling…

 

Bring me to life…

i wanna come back to life …

bosses play an imp role in anyone’s life, we get to learn lot of things, some intend to make them as their role model, but are they right??? some may be , but some may not ..
at least i have lot of difference of opinon with my big boss .. i also feel they should keep up their words when they say anything , if they don’t thats it they will not be respected .. at least by me …
exceptions are always there some are too lucky ones to get an ideal boss

Yeh all my bosses till date are …. grrrr

What are the qualities u look upon in ur boss when u join the company ??

He has to be …
1) motivating
2) good leader
3) team player
4) he should give freedom / responsibilities
5) he should stay by u when u make mistakes in front of others .. but then yes should make u understand where u went wrong?? ( supportive )
6) ….. what else …..

none of the above qualities I have found in my bosses… except 1 or 2 in each of them .. which is not enuf…
I feel this is the most demotivating factor for me…

But then when it comes to my team … I have ppl reporting onto me or asking me for any kinda info ..i go out of my way to help them .. coz I feel they shouldn’t go thru the same what I do …

What type of boss would you guys want to look upon ???

I just hope they don’t read this ..;)

keep smiling …

 

cookieeeng

here some cooking tips …..lol … just tp;)

Monday:Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It’s fun to cookfor Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “beat 12eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I hadto borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, “serve withoutdressing.” So I didn’t dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend homefor supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them,I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, “wash thoroughlybefore steaming the rice.” So I heated some water and took a bath beforesteaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can’tsay it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepareingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.” Ihunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed mysalad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour sothe dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I’ll try to be supportive.

Friday:Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, “put all ingredientsin a bowl and beat it.” Beat it I did,to my mum’s place. There must havebeen something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back homeagain, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I’m sure I don’t know how hens dress for Sunday. I nevernoticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it’s littlecute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, hestarted counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of hiswork,or he wanted the chicken to dance.When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out “whyme? why me ?”Hmmm….It must be his job.

 

Change your s#x…

Hey .. don’t get scared ) no Michael Jackson here ok !!! hehehehe…
that’s true … I was listening to FM last night, they had this funny question on Air…

What would you do if you were a boy become a girl for a day(24 hrs) n vise a versa …???
Many came up with quite a good answers, some were all crap … but still, quite funny:))

i was trying the radio station to give my ans but as usual i couldnt get thru …:(

What i would do if i had to become a guy for a day….
Firstly, i would want my day to start only at 9 am so that i dont have to face similar situation like cindrella lolzzz …as in by 12:00 am i become a gurl in front of ppl if am outting … how embarrassing
then i would actually know what guys think about girlz …in depth, know wut they like, dislike abt girlz …may be the guys pscycho in short … i would freak out the whole night, go to the pub …. and do all kind of freaky things wat guy can do n not a girl {ok dont ask me wat .. i will figure that out once i become a guy }
one more thing to add on at least i wouldn’t want to be a gay..lolzzzz;)

now …this is my question to u guys ….
What wud u do ????

 

Sweet Child O’ Mine…

this is no lyrics or something like that ……;)

Fetus – baby …..

………Mezzz talking about my colleague sitting next to me, she is carrying…. I get to hear her experience about being pregnant….. we always talk about her baby, when the baby kicked her for the first time….
she gets sick quite often , i get her stuff which she like to eat, in short she gets pampered…
She showed me the sonography report today morning….. I saw the baby ..i felt like caressing…. it was looking so real, as in u can touch n feel it…such an innocent face ..its fingers, its nose … its was awesome … the baby was just soooo adorable, I had a different feelingaltogether. I have been thinking about it since morning .. chhoooo chweeeettt…
my colleague was so happy while showing me the reports… I could see it in her eyes… After all she is the mother…;)

How wud u react if someone is sharing this experience with u ???

 

Love will keep us alive – eagles

I was standing
All alone against the world outside
You were searching
For a place to hide

Lost and lonely
Now you’ve given me the will to survive
When we’re hungry…love will keep us alive

Don’t you worry
Sometimes you’ve just gotta let it ride
The world is changing
Right before your eyes
Now I’ve found you
There’s no more emptiness inside
When we’re hungry…love will keep us alive

I would die for you
Climb the highest mountain
Baby, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do

I was standing
All alone against the world outside
You were searching
For a place to hide
Lost and lonely
Now you’ve given me the will to survive
When we’re hungry…love will keep us alive
When we’re hungry…love will keep us alive
When we’re hungry…love will keep us alive

This is one of my all time fav song ….

 

Frndzzz

People say true friends must always hold hands, but true friends don’t need to hold hands ‘coz they know the other hand will always be there.

“Chaiye jo tumhe poore dil se, milta hai woh mushkil se;
Aiesa jo koi kahin hai; bus wohhi sab se haseen hai;
Us haath ko tum tham lo;
Woh mehraban kal ho na ho”

(If you have some one who loves you, cares for you, he/she is the best person of your life, hold his/her hand and don’t let it drift away.)

Somethings are not always told..it has to be understood