Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care… rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain…
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao
jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha… uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..
Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg…..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa…
Customer: I am unable to use your product… its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna
Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai…
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh… seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna… haaaaaaaaa!!!
Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu…mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa…rep hooon..
Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi … thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga… ye dyevi nai ji … ye to dyeva hai…
Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai….. May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling… tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega….
Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….Jo dargaya wo maraga… batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho … sirf… $10.00…dhikkaar hai
Prem Chopra: Prem…Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra…
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle
Rajkumar : Jaani ….. Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani… ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes… otherwise I will speak to your manager Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena… manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi… humse hai manager… manager se hum nahi…
And at last ………………My Favourite one ………………………………………
Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone….
keep smiling…
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Arz000n
September 30, 2005 at 1:27 pm
Am I first??
Arz000n
September 30, 2005 at 1:31 pm
Shakti: Aaauuuu….lolita
Customer: Im not lolita
Shakti: toh kaun hai baby
Customer:Jeeez..Im not ur baby..pls call ur manager
Shakti:Kya baaat hai baby…naraz ho gayi
Customer: Bhagvan ke liye..pls leave me alone
Shakti: Agar bhagvan ke liye tumhe chod diya toh main kya karu…prasad khau??
That was a good one.
)
Was that a FWD or you wrote it on ur own….Im not able to stop myself from giggling
ROTFL
))
Arz000n
September 30, 2005 at 1:39 pm
Nirupama Roy: Thank you for calling customer care…
Customer: I lost my invoice….
Nirupama Roy: You lost…really?
Customer: Yes
Nirupama Roy: Were you in Kubh ka mela by any chance
Customer: No, I lost my invoice
Nirupama Roy: Ek baar mujhe maa keh-ke pookaro beta
Customer: Lekin main tumhara beta nahi hoon
Nirupama Roy: Kaise bhool gaye….tumne mujhe apna khoon diya tha hospital mein. I was B+ before….now I got good grade, its A+ now…thanks to you. Plsss…ek baar mujhe maaa keh-ke puukaro beta…beta…beta
*thad*
Phone is disconnected
uttara
September 30, 2005 at 1:48 pm
z000nie ..
wooo hooo …yup u first …
no am not creative as u guys r .. this was the f/w n ye i still cant stop laffing ..lollzzzz
OMG …. Nirupama roy ..i cant stop laffing now further …ROTFL
bo y too good …
uttara
strawy
September 30, 2005 at 7:49 pm
lolzzzzzzz this is soo funny,gosh u gonna beat this z00nie guy n p00 guy …. beware guys here comes UTTRA now ….
damn nice post uttra..hehhee mez still laughing…
hugsssssss n loveeeeee ya
st000nie
uttara
October 1, 2005 at 9:32 am
@st000nie…
hey thats soooooooo sweeettt of u …
but those two guys r really better don’t compare with me ..’coz this was a forward which i shared withu guys ..
those two bois r toooo creative n its all on their own which they have written i really admire that
pls read what z000nie has written above … its amazing .. his creativity
thanx dear
hugzzz n luv ya
uttara
Arz000n
October 1, 2005 at 12:40 pm
Not ma creativity…
My bizarreness..
hehehe
Greetz!!
Keshi
October 1, 2005 at 3:24 pm
How u doing Uttara?
I cant u’stand the Hindi…sob sob sob…baaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaah!
But I do know one thing…call centre guys r chilling maniacs lol! Are they from z000nie’s Ned Blondy gang? They scare me with their charm and strange questions…eerie!
Have a good weekend babez…will catch up with u sometime on Tue (cos its a long weekend here
Hugggggggz!
Keshi.
Cheesy.Termite
October 1, 2005 at 4:01 pm
lol uttara…tht wus a funny one…although i’ve read it earlier once….but i guess the colors n all add to the effect!!
u hv a cool blog…lemme read some of the posts now…
cheerzzzzzzzzz!
uttara
October 1, 2005 at 4:02 pm
z000nie..
loll…u r too good man…
uttara
@ keshi …
come back sooonn…:)
have a wonderful weekend …
choooo chooorrryyyy u couldnt get that
hugzzzz sweety…take care.. see u soon
Enjoy …
uttara
uttara
October 1, 2005 at 4:13 pm
@cheesy termite
welcome to my world ..
thats soo sweet u to take time to go thru it ..
u r most welcome … keep visiting …
thanx once again
take care
uttara
Keshi
October 1, 2005 at 4:51 pm
Uttara Im bak alrite but Im walking in a trance…Im soooo scared cos Im home alone…:( I think I’ve lost it…lol!
Keshi.
Keshi
October 1, 2005 at 5:25 pm
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uttara
October 1, 2005 at 5:37 pm
keshi
thanx dear …
uttara
Puneet
October 2, 2005 at 11:38 am
Good 1 baby…
Thank god so far filmstars are only pulled in ad world and not in call centre world
take care
cheers
..pari
October 3, 2005 at 12:24 am
hehe funny stuff uttara…
good one mickey mau… keep rocking with yr bizarreness
hugggzzzz..
4u2nvau/Rohit
October 3, 2005 at 9:43 am
lolll hehe that was awesome esp SRK.
uttara
October 3, 2005 at 10:25 am
@ Puneet …
thanx sweety …:)))
hehehehe .. if that wud have been the case then the US or UK …etc ppl wud go bonkers with their accent …lolll
i cant imagine…loll
u have a gr8 day …
uttara
@Pari …
thanx sweety ..
yeh mickey mau is always at his best .. bizarreness …lolll;)
u take care
uttara
@ 4u2nvav/rohit …
hi there .. welcome
yeh i too like srk
hey u stay in Melbourne !!!.. its an amazing place .. i saw it in SN
too colourful ..awesome … i went beserk looking at the scenes …:))
keep visiting ..
bye
take care
uttara
4u2nvau/Rohit
October 3, 2005 at 11:36 am
plz gimme a break!! who ever said I like SRK??
lolll yup Melbourne rocks!! glad you liked it
uttara
October 3, 2005 at 11:47 am
hey rohit …lolll
u mistakkkkkkkkken me .. i was talking abt his is the best in the post … kkkkkkkkk i mean
yeh i liked taht place .. its awesome n i dont have words to describe it
WOW …
uttara
Arz000n
October 3, 2005 at 11:49 am
Mujhe ek baar…..z000nie keh ke pookaro…uttara
Hahaha….
Have a nice week ahead utt0000nie
uttara
October 3, 2005 at 11:56 am
hahahahah ..
z000000000000nieeeeeeeeeeeee
lolllz…
u to have a gr8 week ahead
utt0000nie
plz modify that name a bit ..lolllzzz
thats really sweet
uttara
Aj
October 3, 2005 at 6:14 pm
Phew …. where r u? Uttu?
Tarun
October 3, 2005 at 9:17 pm
First time here….Nice one ….last was really best.
Keshi
October 4, 2005 at 7:39 am
huh NV? Mel rocks? lols it sure is in the rocks…
Sydney just dazzles and sizzles…;-)
Keshi.
4u2nvau/Rohit
October 4, 2005 at 9:16 am
Of course it does Keshi, its the GAY capital of Australia
If Sydneys really that good then how come all the main events are taking place in Melbourne lately??
Such as Commonwealth games, AFL grand final, Australian Open, Australia vs World XI and the threat made by the terrorists. HUH HUH??
uttara
October 4, 2005 at 10:36 am
@ aj …
hmmm lemme take a guess .. ajay sinai …
boy were r u?? we all missing u !! sply me ..hehehe
take care ..
@ tarun..
hi !! welcome
thanx
)
keep visiting …:)
@Keshi n NV ..
u guys .. hehehehe
boy i like both ..
saw Sydney in Dil chahata hai . its an awesome place too 
)
awww aww …
hugzz to u both
))
have a nice day..
uttara
Keshi
October 4, 2005 at 11:23 am
lolz NV’s taken it so serious hahahahaha Im having fun
Thanks Uttara, Sydney is just awesome just as much as Melbourne
Keshi.
uttara
October 4, 2005 at 5:03 pm
keshu ..
yeh i wish i was there;)))))
AmitKen
October 5, 2005 at 9:49 pm
LOL ..
that was quiet funny.
first time here thru Keshi’s blog.
uttara
October 5, 2005 at 10:43 pm
hey amitken…
thanx buddy ..u most welcome ..:))
keep visiting ..
))
uttara
dhinchak
October 10, 2005 at 2:39 pm
Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg…..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa…
Customer: I am unable to use your product… its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna……..
hahahaha……nice one
uttara
October 10, 2005 at 5:44 pm
hey dhinchak ….
welcome to my blog …. thanx hope u had a hearty laugh …lolzzz
keep visiting ..
uttara
kcsonu
October 12, 2005 at 6:35 pm
hiiii uttara…..
im kiran… u can call me kc..
i was going thru puneets site …n find ur commenst are very smart …
just readthis post abt call centrites…
im wrkng in a call centre 2…so this was even more hillarious fr me….
hope u havent got acopyright for thsi post …coz im gonna post it on my blog2…!
do visit my blog 2……
uttara
October 13, 2005 at 9:10 am
hey kiran…hugzzzzzzzzz
Welcome sweety ….
thanx dear
)) heheh
awww u wrk for a call centre …gr8 …hats off to u
))
no problemo ..u can take it sweety not a copyright ….alll urs:))))
))
gift from me
ENJOY !!!
yup yup i will
keep visiting KC
uttara
kcsonu
October 13, 2005 at 9:34 am
thanx a lot for not being “kanjooooooooooooosssssssss”
n allowing me 2 post it on my blog ….
so tell me more abt u …
i like ur (non)sense of humour….hahahahaha
lolzzzzzz……!
i have read most of ur comments on puneetz blog …..n even on nv rohits…2….they r dam funny
hahahahahah!!!!
i had emailed this 2 my boss…n he emailed it his boss. n now my entire dept has this mail……hahahahahahha….
i went 2 the office ysrtdy eveng …n my boss was like ” u r fired fr sending derrogatry material thru net on the co id..”
i was so shocked….but then he cracked up …n i was like …..
helllooooo…?
wht the fk is hppng …?
then he explnd the entire story 2 me….
hahahahha
it was fun reading ….n my team members were even enacting these jokes in the same tone…..
hahahahah
thanxx a lot again uttara for this!!!!
uttara
October 13, 2005 at 9:51 am
no no .. am not kanjoossss re .. my mom tell i will be broke one day …lolzzzzz thats very true ..
))
kiddin
***i like ur (non)sense of humour….hahahahaha
lolzzzzzz……!
~ awww nonsense
)) lolllzzzzzzzzz
so u like sense or nonsense …lolzzzz
i dont rem cracking tp comments on rohits blog ..puneets blogs ..loads of them …TP
lollzzzzzz
***it was fun reading ….n my team members were even enacting these jokes in the same tone…..
lollzzzz
yeh ur ppl had a blast i beleive
lolzzzzz…
good u had fun…
most welcome babes…
uttara
srhjytukyky
August 9, 2006 at 7:41 am
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paul_knightly
January 25, 2007 at 5:04 am
is it ok if i post here?